Types of girls in hostels are countless. We see numerous girls with varying attitudes having different personalities. Some of them are discussed.
Cleanliness freaks (types of girls in hostels)
Some types of girls in hostels are extreme cleanliness freaks. They literally campaign on this with their motto being” egos and shoes outside”. Some can be seen requesting roommates like” yaar please room main sfae rakho Karo main dust allergic hoon”(dude please keep the room clean as I am dust allergic. they are mocked and ridiculed by calling names like OCD(obsessive-compulsive disorder) patients. Everyone calls them “bai” (house help) due to their obsession with cleanliness.
“Behn please ye eyeliners, Apny shoe aur wo pink dress day do jo tum nay almaari main chuppa Kar Rakha Hua hay” (please give me your eyeliner, shoes and that pink dress which you have concealed in your wardrobe). These girls know where other girls have concealed their stuff. The dress she has taken by promising its return will not be returned at any cost. Newton’s laws can be varied but her “Kal wapis Kar doongi” (will return it by tomorrow) remains constant and it’s is the biggest lie ever told.
Some types of girls in hostels are love stuck as they spend their time on the phone calling their “babu Shona (my love). They say no to food as their lover has not eaten yet (while that scammer has his stomach full with anday walay burgers). Due to their ongoing calls, the roommate is the major victim who is compelled to listen to all those idiotic and cringe-worthy conversations. Roommate is sleep deprived due to the ongoing lovey-dovey conversations that are the ultimate killers of her sleep and peace. That depressed roommate prays for their break up and that also happens eventually.
Gossip queens types of girls in hostels
Some are gossip lovers and they are the living version of “Aaj ki taaza Khabar” (top news of today). They gossip about unhygienic food, warden’s tantrums, and other girls. They are the BBC of hostels and they have an eagle eye as no leaf can budge and shake without her noticing. They are the true fans of famous British policy “divide and rule”.
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Home sick’s types of girls in hostels
Homesick spend most of their time missing their home. They can be seen calling their parents saying “yahaan ka khana boht fazool hay. Apki boht Yaad aa rahi hay “(food here is not good I am really missing you). Every day seems to be their Last day in hostels as they are never happy being in the hostel. Some are nerds as they say no to parties. They can be seen stealing notes from others as they have no time to go out and buy notes.
Some are messy all the time. These girls love to remain untidy and can spend weeks without showering. Girls call them “stinky merchants” but this cannot force them to take baths. It seems that world war 3 has happened there and the whole room is upside down also searching for anything is as difficult as finding a needle in the haystack. They make good use of perfumes and say” jab perfume hay to nahae kon” (there is no need to take bath all thanks to perfumes).
Pangay bazz (over-excited)
Some are over enthusiasts. They are” aao bhoot bulaen “(let’s call demons) sort of homies and they are actually excited to do so. They tease everybody and annoys the hell out of them. They are night owls and they don’t let anybody sleep due to their skeptical activities. They are the most chill natured and slay in every outfit. Some are food stealers and notoriously called “bhukads “(hungry) as they don’t pay for food and other stuff. Some are annoyed at them as they keep account of petty things.
Some types of girls in hostels are real best friends who take care of you when you are sick and make food for you. They are the first ones you would prefer to call in case of any emergency. They are the ones who sign your report cards as you are scared to unveil marks to your actual mothers so they come to your rescue.