Ramadan diaries

(Ramadan diaries) Various types of Muslims are seen during the holy month of Ramadan. Some suddenly start their obligatory prayers and are called mosami/seasonal namazi by others. While actions of others are a perfect example of shaitan to band hay par apni ami peechay chor gya hay(the devil is encaged but look he left his mother behind).

Namoonay (Ramadan diaries)

 Gone are the days when parents used to wake up their olaad for sehri, nowadays olaad tend to wake up parents for sehri. Various namoonay are seen at sehr time. Drummer beating everyone’s door and chanting rozaydaro ALLAH Rasool day payaaro Jannat day haqdaaro rozay day time hoy gya ay Roza rakh lo(o people it’s time to wake up for fast. You are loved by creator and huis beloved wake up).

 (Ramadan diaries)The majority of brains lag during sehr time and compensate with heinnn kiiii achaaaa and horrible yawning. Others half-open eyes tell their stories and they are Adam bayzaar or socially incompatible. They hate everyone at sehr time. Even your uth gaye ho can trigger special neurons that lead to obnoxious behaviors in them. Experts say that they are best to avoid.

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Water miscalculations

Muslims have a hard time knowing how much water to be taken during sehr time. Some tend to drink gallons of water as they forget that they are not desert camels with immense water storage capacity and suffer to visit the washroom after every five minutes. This way sleep is well disturbed.

While others think that few drops of water that they left during sehri are the reason that they will feel parched during the whole day. Muslims try various remedies to avoid thirst for this they even try chewing cardamom and eating yogurt. Water miscalculations are the most common part of sehr time.

Day routines (Ramadan diaries)

Day routines of Muslims are variant during Ramadan. Kuch log pora Roza murdon say shart Laga kar sotay hen/some tend to sleep a whole day while others have hard-working hours. Ramadan is not the same for all. Those who sleep all day usually wake up few seconds before aftaar time and say yar ajj pata hi nahi Laga rozay ka(fasting was easy today).

(Ramadan diaries)Desi mothers and gender discrimination can be well understood during Ramadan when their lazy son wakes up just before aftaar and they start praising him hayeee mera putter bakhtaan aala uth Gaya pora din Roza rakhya mera bahadur putt mera farmabardaar putter(o my lovely son. Such a brave lad. He is fasting yet so obedient). Daughters who make the whole house clean and do a bunch of other stuff are mostly neglected as the putter is brave enough to spend the whole day sleeping/doing nothing.

Ramadan and Pubg

(Ramadan diaries)There is always the youngest sibling that annoys the whole house with his pubg game. He tends to make noise and the phone is always on speaker no matter he has earphones or not. Banday aa rahay hen Oye mje revive kar (people are coming hey revive me) makes everyone tone-deaf. No matter how many times you beat his door with awaz Kam Karlo/lower the volume he miraculously forgets it and continues his chanting in a volume higher than ever. These little monsters should be stopped.

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