(Every iPhone user ever) iPhone users are easy to troll as they can be seen everywhere bragging about their iPhone. Their whole world revolves around their iPhones. iPhone means the world to them.
Naaz nakhray uthaana(pampering)
Naaz nakhray uthaana(pampering) is the utmost trait of iPhone users. Itny nakhray nae naweli Dulhan kay nahi uthae jatay jitney iPhone kay uthae jatay hen(not even the newly married bride gets pampered like iPhone). iPhone users make sure that the place their iPhone is kept is soft and smooth enough to avoid scratches on the screen.
Their famous dialogue is the iPhone iPhone hay (its iPhone) when someone tries to talk bad about iPhone. When someone says can I call from your phone instead of saying simple no or yes they prefer saying gi meray iPhone 11 pro max 6.5” display, IOS 13 ultra-wide camera dark mode activated, 10/10 condition main balance nahi hay (describes features no I don’t have credit).
Extreme show-off (Every iPhone user ever)
Extreme show-off is in the blood of iPhone users. They can’t wait to announce that they have an iPhone on public television. They make sure that the cover is circle cut so that everyone can see the iPhone logo. Mirror selfies making sure that the apple logo is visible chaahy apni shakal chup Jae(even iPhone logo is in front of users face)as apparently iPhone is way more important than shakal is iPhone users thing.
Every time a new update is there iPhone users say kya update ae hay yar wakai iPhone to phir brand hay(what an updated iPhone is a brand). Their heart stops pumping blood when a girl passes by unnoticing their iPhone. They make sure you know that they own it. Muft main Kaan ko lgaa Lena is trh pakarna kay logo show ho is iPhone users thing.
Android bashing (Every iPhone user ever)
Android bashing is in the veins of iPhone users. They can get sleepless nights and poor digestion issues when their day goes without roasting android. Apna android Dekha hay itna slow phatay Huay pixels ghatya tasveren aur fzool updates(have you seen your android slow speed, poor pixels pictures, and updates is all android thing. Tmhare 32Gb RAM hmaare 6 Gb sy nahi milti(our 6 Gb RAM has more storage powers than your 32Gb RAM).
They chant iPhone ki bat hi alag hay(iPhone is different from all) every time. Oye tum android walon ko kya pta airdrop kya hay achi snapchats ko kis kay sath lga kar khaaty hen(you have no idea about airdrop and good snapchats).
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Android user’s comebacks
Android user’s comebacks are very entertaining. Tmhary iPhone main Rakha hi kya hay itna mehnga, fazool battery na Bluetooth na earphone jack na earphone(your phone lacks good battery, Bluetooth, earphone jack and earphones).
Dekhna kuch sal tak pollution prevention kay nam par dbbay say phone hi gaeb hoga kay bae ye pollution kar rha tha hamny nikal lea hay ap dbba enjoy krena(in the coming years phone will also be removed from box in the names of pollution prevention). An iphone a year makes your money disappear is so true.
On this iphone user replies pysy lgae hen par chass bhi aae hay(I have spent money for a good reason). Iphone 1 dfa chlao android ko hath lgaany ko dil nahi karay ga(use an iphone once and you will avoid andriods) level smoothness and speed is iphone users dialogue.
Iphone brand hay (Every iPhone user ever)
Iphone brand hay(iphone is a brand) or a symbol of class. Each year new iphone is launched and guess what they have made the size little big bigger and removed earphones and charger. Means after paying high price you still need to spend your money on ipods charger and other stuff. Iphone company seems to care less about price hikes because people will buy it no matter how much price they fix for it. Iphone is status symbol and no matter how much bashing others do we all know that we want an iphone in our life.